Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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