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(737): View more from Texas

at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

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(972): View more from Texas

you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.

(214): View more from Texas

round 2?

(972): View more from Texas

EVER.

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(678): View more from Georgia

After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory

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(509): View more from Washington

after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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(540): View more from Virginia

my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER

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(817): View more from Texas

A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better

(210): View more from Texas

Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock

(817): View more from Texas

Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs

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