my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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