before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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