i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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