I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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