Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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