if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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