Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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