So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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