At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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