Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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