I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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