Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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