Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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