It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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