hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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