did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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