then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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