i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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