Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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