just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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