Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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