I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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