And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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