Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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