If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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