i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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