But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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