the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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