the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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