Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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