Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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