You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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