rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
third nipple confirmed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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