I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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