I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think your dad took our porno
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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