I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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