i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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