He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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