We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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