I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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