i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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