similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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