just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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