Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Green mimosas i think yes
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
