he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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