Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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