spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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