chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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