i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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