Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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