I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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