So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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