he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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