ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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